14
Aug

Open Letter to Internets

Filed in Home, Loki

Dear Internets,

Why has thou forsaken me? I heard that one could find anything using the Google and the tubes. ANYTHING. Well, it isn’t true. In fact, it is a bunch of lies.

We are only trying to find a sofa that is 68″-72″, modern design, with arms, preferably in leather (or really anything other than the color of nubby cement or “paprika”) and less than $2,000 including shipping. Oh, and I don’t want to wait 6-8 weeks either. Should it be that hard internet? I don’t think so.

Seriously? It can’t be impossible. But, it seems that it is. Impossible.

Tomorrow I turn 32 so for the hell of it, here is a gratuitous shot of my cat (bonus points to anyone who can place the bag:


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